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Post by miletus12 on Dec 30, 2021 3:44:13 GMT
While I am at it, "How many Jedi does it take to screw in a light bulb?" The answer is; "Obie Won."
Now if the question was about droids it would be obvious; "See three? P.O." But then; Three droids is two too many, unless one is R2/D2 which of course equals ONE ... with the force."
I've got a few more. I also do requests.
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 30, 2021 16:17:29 GMT
Since the first episode just dropped yesterday:
Ludwig Göransson - The Book of Boba Fett (From "The Book of Boba Fett"/Audio Only)
Happy listening!
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 30, 2021 19:31:42 GMT
 Would one believe that he wanted to be a Human Resources consultant? |
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Post by lordroel on Dec 30, 2021 19:47:40 GMT
Would one believe that he wanted to be a Human Resources consultant? At least he has taste. |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 30, 2021 20:28:29 GMT
Would one believe that he wanted to be a Human Resources consultant? At least he has taste. Does one not mean he tastes bad? Or should that be Boba as the appetizer and Jabb'a barge as the main course gave the Sarlacc a case of terminal indigestion? |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 31, 2021 0:28:37 GMT
Cross-posting from the Funny Pictures and Videos thread:  |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 31, 2021 1:51:09 GMT
 Americans will get this one, especially as the USG has allocated 90 BILLION dollars to collect back taxes and has sort of frozen the "child tax credit" in a congressional morass. Okay, then. However, you're aware there's a Politics and Current Affairs section for political commentary, correct? Everywhere else, it's "frowned upon", I'm afraid. |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 31, 2021 2:32:11 GMT
Well; how about this?
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 31, 2021 2:37:12 GMT
Well...it's cute, I'll give you that. Another unforgettable number from The Holiday Special: [HD] Bea Arthur: Goodnight, but Not Goodbye - The Star Wars Holiday SpecialDear Force, what a train wreck of a holiday-themed follow-up. But at least future generations can point and laugh at its comedic cringe-worthiness, even if the writers and actors still regret it with every fiber of their beings.  |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 31, 2021 19:12:46 GMT
15 Worst Characters In Star Wars, RankedTheir list? 15. The Ewoks 14. Zam Wesell 13. Boss Nass 12. Jocasta Nu 11. Unkar Plutt 10. Battle Droids 9. Rotta The Hutt 8. Nute Gunray 7. Fode & Beed 6. Sy Snootles & J’ywz’gnk Kchhllbrxcstk Et’nrmdndlcvtbrx 5. Lumpy (Lumpawaroo) 4. Ziro The Hutt 3. Watto 2. Salacious B. Crumb 1. Jar Jar Binks My list is somewhat different. 15. Obie Won Kenobi. "I have the high ground." Ben has about much common sense as the person who invented the clone troopers. 14. Sifo Dyas. Clones were his bright idea. 13. Mace Windu. Should have listened to Admiral Ackbar. 12. Admiral Ackbar. Should have read Sun Tzu. Gesundheit. 11. Luke Skywalker. Followed Ben Kenobi around and wound-up suckling off a sea lion expy as he went senile in his dotage. 10. Han Solo. Gets the girl; but loses her in a reversion to 3rd rate pirate. 9. Ewoks. Palpatine did the universe a favor when he caused the "Ewok Extinction Event". 8. Queen Amidala. Robbed the cradle and fell in love with an emo-boy. 7. Jar Jar Binks. Proof that Star Wars has social justice issues galore. 6. Clone Trooper 555. How did order 66 turn out for him? Not too good. 5. 501st Legion. Rode that Venator right into the moon. Boom. 4. Emperor Palpatine. All of those nifty plans he creates, and he winds up as a clone... er clown. Twice. 3. Name a Hutt, any Hutt. Refer to 7. 2. Ahsoka Tano. I actually love this character, but one has to admit, she murdered the 501st Legion by letting Darth Maul loose. 1. Rey Palpatine, Ben Kenobi, and Finn. AKA Larry, Curly and Moe, for if it t'were for their combined attributes; they as a trio do result in some of the most ostentatious comedy and foolishness in what is supposed to be a serious franchise. 
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 1, 2022 1:00:26 GMT
Star Wars: New Years Hothin Eve - NEW 2021 Special
Happy New Year, everyone!
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 1, 2022 1:51:11 GMT
 There are enough turkeys in that picture to stock a farm. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 1, 2022 1:56:21 GMT
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 1, 2022 5:16:38 GMT
I will have to add it to my reading list. As long as Leia is not portrayed as Tinkerbell, it might have a chance. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 1, 2022 19:00:08 GMT
I will have to add it to my reading list. As long as Leia is not portrayed as Tinkerbell, it might have a chance. In that case, how would you like two versions of a story in which a time-traveling Darth Vader becomes a general officer in the CIS Military? They're both by the same author, the first one called A Second Chance (which they abandoned) and the second Sonderweg (a rewrite that's slow to update). |
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