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Post by Zyobot on Dec 30, 2021 16:01:56 GMT
'French Heads of State Do This Dance At Their Inauguration'. Napoleon Dynamite DanceIncluding the French Emperor himself, of course!  |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 30, 2021 20:55:24 GMT
'French Heads of State Do This Dance At Their Inauguration'. Napoleon Dynamite DanceIncluding the French Emperor himself, of course! Macron would sing; "There's a place on Mars where the ladies smoke cigars every puff they take is enough to kill a snake. When the snake is dead you put diamonds in his head. When the diamonds break it's enough to bake a cake When the cake is done it is 1991. When you tie your shoe it is 1992." When you get stung by a bee it is 1993. When you slam a door it is 1994. When you dance the jive it is 1995. When you pick up sticks it is 1996. When you like a boy named Devon it is 1997. When you close the gate it is 1998. When you're feelin' fine it is 1999. Then it gets all cold then you Freeze!" It does not translate well into French. |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 30, 2021 22:59:13 GMT
'Charles de Gaulle and Napoleon Bonaparte Become Neighbors'.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 30, 2021 23:04:45 GMT
'Charles de Gaulle and Napoleon Bonaparte Become Neighbors'. Does it involve a horse? Neigh! I will still ask that question since it demands an answer without Stalin. Mao I have an answer, please? Horse or hoarse voiced, it matters not as long as I have the whinny of it. |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 30, 2021 23:13:03 GMT
'Charles de Gaulle and Napoleon Bonaparte Become Neighbors'. Does it involve a horse? No, not really. Unless, of course, the two go horse-racing together or whatever. (I don't know as much about their personal hobbies, though I assume Nappy would have at least some horseback-riding skills.) |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 30, 2021 23:25:32 GMT
No, not really. Unless, of course, the two go horse-racing together or whatever. (I don't know as much about their personal hobbies, though I assume Nappy would have at least some horseback-riding skills.) If they ride knags, it must be of the hobby horse variety. T'would be a wooden subject unless it were Clydsdales, in which case it would be a short subject as Charles would be compressed in longitude and Napoleon the turd would be constrained in lattitude. Space-time wise it would be a woofed event as it goes to the dogs. In other words, I have a warped sense of humor. |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 30, 2021 23:33:10 GMT
No, not really. Unless, of course, the two go horse-racing together or whatever. (I don't know as much about their personal hobbies, though I assume Nappy would have at least some horseback-riding skills.) If they ride knags, it must be of the hobby horse variety. T'would be a wooden subject unless it were Clydsdales, in which case it would be a short subject as Charles would be compressed in longitude and Napoleon the turd would be constrained in lattitude. Space-time wise it would be a woofed event as it goes to the dogs. In other words, I have a warped sense of humor. Sounds like a shit-ton of fun, whatever it means. ( Probably should've asked for Santa to bring me a dictionary to understand what you just said, now that I think about it.  ) |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 31, 2021 0:18:55 GMT
If they ride knags, it must be of the hobby horse variety. T'would be a wooden subject unless it were Clydsdales, in which case it would be a short subject as Charles would be compressed in longitude and Napoleon the turd would be constrained in lattitude. Space-time wise it would be a woofed event as it goes to the dogs. In other words, I have a warped sense of humor. Sounds like a shit-ton of fun, whatever it means. ( Probably should've asked for Santa to bring me a dictionary to understand what you just said, now that I think about it. ) Puns and word runs are extremely fun, if you are a Ufologist. Skippy plays quoits. John Marshall was alleged to be the first recognized American Skippy, ... er alien space bat identified by assorted nuts to be found in the USG as sleeper agents for the Grays... |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 31, 2021 2:30:30 GMT
'George Washington Born with God-Emperor of Mankind's Powers'.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 31, 2021 9:15:18 GMT
Benjamin Franklin becomes a Vorlon.
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Post by lordroel on Dec 31, 2021 9:58:06 GMT
Benjamin Franklin becomes a Vorlon. And such will the amount he speaks in normal English as they only speak short riddled sentences. |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 31, 2021 15:51:52 GMT
'Thomas Jefferson Writes New Constitutions Whenever New Governments Come To Power'. Say ASB makes him immortal and has him do it up into the current year, at least. |
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Post by lordroel on Dec 31, 2021 15:57:01 GMT
'Thomas Jefferson Writes New Constitutions Whenever New Governments Come To Power'. Say ASB makes him immortal and has him do it up into the current year, at least. If he is immortal he will become the immortal president plugged in the White House which keeps America united. |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 31, 2021 16:04:07 GMT
'Thomas Jefferson Writes New Constitutions Whenever New Governments Come To Power'. Say ASB makes him immortal and has him do it up into the current year, at least. If he is immortal he will become the immortal president plugged in the White House which keeps America united. Nah, I think that's more applicable to God-President Washington.  Plus, what about voter fatigue, especially considering the precedent Washington set beforehand? |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 31, 2021 16:11:13 GMT
Benjamin Franklin becomes a Vorlon. And such will the amount he speaks in normal English as they only speak short riddled sentences. "They are in decline. We should let them pass." "Who? The Spanish, the French, the English?" "Yes." Franklin to Washington. Aaron Burr is but a Shadow of himself. |
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