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Post by miletus12 on Dec 27, 2021 18:07:50 GMT
Charlemagne becomes a magnet. Was he not already a magnet of power. He did have a magnetic personality, which was quite attractive. |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 27, 2021 18:16:01 GMT
Was he not already a magnet of power. He did have a magnetic personality, which was quite attractive. You really like puns, don't you? 'The Star Wars: Holiday Special Airs On Everyone's TVs And Digital Devices Every Christmas'. And there's nothing people can do about it until it's finished! |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 27, 2021 18:33:22 GMT
He did have a magnetic personality, which was quite attractive. You really like puns, don't you? 'The Star Wars: Holiday Special Airs On Everyone's TVs And Digital Devices Every Christmas'. And there's nothing people can do about it until it's finished! Michael Faraday uses the (electromagnetic)_Force to pull the plug on the Star Wars Holiday Special. |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 28, 2021 1:24:04 GMT
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 28, 2021 1:34:58 GMT
The Earl of Scheib joins the Disney cast of "Cars".
One really has to know one's stuff to get this pun.
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 28, 2021 3:18:11 GMT
'Tom Kenny Spontaneously Laughs Like Spongebob'.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 28, 2021 7:52:54 GMT
Disney plans to digitize Errol Flyn and cast him as the replacement Han Solo. By "digitize" I presume is meant create a 'hologram".
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 28, 2021 11:12:12 GMT
‘Craig Sawyer Becomes An Anthropomorphic Talking Chainsaw’.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 28, 2021 18:02:49 GMT
"Buzz" Aldrin becomes a spokesman for a honey flavored breakfast cereal.
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 28, 2021 20:42:04 GMT
'Adolf Hitler Calms Down After Eating A Snickers'. Say it happens on August 31st, 1939.  |
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 29, 2021 1:10:11 GMT
'Adolf Hitler Calms Down After Eating A Snickers'. Say it happens on August 31st, 1939. Let's see. 1.45 oz, or about 41 grams to the bar by weight. Midazolam cannot be prescribed in single dosage at Class IV of more than 2.5 milligrams per liter solution at maximum dosage over 1 minute drip. For Hitler, one would recommend 10x the dosage in crystalline solution inserted into the Snickers with an insulin booster just to make him smile as he calms down... for the big sleep. Stalin meets a Budweiser Clydsdale. |
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 29, 2021 16:28:29 GMT
'Napoleon Bonaparte Born With Napoleon Dynamite's Personality'.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 29, 2021 22:45:23 GMT
Napoleon dynamite candles are on Mao's 46th year birthday cake (1939). Then he is squished, as Stalin was, by a large horse.
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Post by stevep on Dec 30, 2021 12:29:31 GMT
Napoleon dynamite candles are on Mao's 46th year birthday cake (1939). Then he is squished, as Stalin was, by a large horse.
Are you implying that Stalin was the reincarnation of Catherine the Great? At least given some rumours about her death which are probably totally untrue.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 30, 2021 14:26:09 GMT
Napoleon dynamite candles are on Mao's 46th year birthday cake (1939). Then he is squished, as Stalin was, by a large horse.
Are you implying that Stalin was the reincarnation of Catherine the Great? At least given some rumours about her death which are probably totally untrue.
I do not know about Stalin's reincarnation from a previous life, but the horse part of the legend... definitely came to mind. |
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