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Post by Zyobot on Jul 5, 2020 16:59:37 GMT
'Xi Jinping Wakes Up As Winnie The Pooh'. Thanks Zyobot you just banned the forum in China. Do you...need me to self-censor, then?
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Post by lordroel on Jul 5, 2020 17:03:06 GMT
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 5, 2020 17:07:57 GMT
In that case, I suppose it's good that we're fine now. But then that discounts the possibility that China could unleash another wave(s) of online censorship in the future, though such prospects are more fit for discussion in 'Politics and Current Affairs'.
Turning my attention back to the frivolous ASB scenario at hand, I'm guessing that with Xi having literally woken up as Winnie the Pooh, that evidently no longer works as a code name on the Chinese internet.
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Post by lordroel on Jul 5, 2020 17:11:43 GMT
In that case, I suppose it's good that we're fine now. But then that discounts the possibility that China could unleash another wave(s) of online censorship in the future, though such prospects are more fit for discussion in 'Politics and Current Affairs'. Turning my attention back to the frivolous ASB scenario at hand, I'm guessing that with Xi having literally woken up as Winnie the Pooh, that evidently no longer works as a code name on the Chinese internet.
He will spread communism across Hundred Acre Wood ruling as the Great Leader Pooh.
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 5, 2020 21:49:34 GMT
In that case, I suppose it's good that we're fine now. But then that discounts the possibility that China could unleash another wave(s) of online censorship in the future, though such prospects are more fit for discussion in 'Politics and Current Affairs'. Turning my attention back to the frivolous ASB scenario at hand, I'm guessing that with Xi having literally woken up as Winnie the Pooh, that evidently no longer works as a code name on the Chinese internet.
He will spread communism across Hundred Acre Wood ruling as the Great Leader Pooh. I was actually thinking that Xi would wake up with his body morphed into that of Winnie the Pooh's wherever he lives in China, which would pose its own difficulties as far as not freaking people out and getting them to take him seriously.
But entertaining your conception, the main problem he'll have is adjusting to forest life first, and then convincing the rest of the Hundred Acre Wood that communism is the way to go (but with Chinese characteristics, of course!). And then there's the looming possibility that the rest of the gang finds out that the Winnie the Pooh they once knew and loved...isn't actually home anymore .
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 6, 2020 22:34:15 GMT
'Kim Il-Sung Portraits Materialize In White House's Halls'.
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Post by stevep on Jul 7, 2020 11:29:55 GMT
Do you mean we're still allowed there? If so I can't help feeling its a question of what are we doing wrong? Reminisce of the old Groucho Marx joke perhaps but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this site being acceptable to the regime in Beijing.
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Post by lordroel on Jul 7, 2020 14:01:07 GMT
Do you mean we're still allowed there? If so I can't help feeling its a question of what are we doing wrong? Reminisce of the old Groucho Marx joke perhaps but I'm not sure I'm comfortable with this site being acceptable to the regime in Beijing. Well as long as we do the things we do now, i do not think we need to worry about this forum being blocked.
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 7, 2020 14:41:31 GMT
'ASB Paints the White House Black'.
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Post by lordroel on Jul 7, 2020 14:48:36 GMT
'ASB Paints the White House Black'. Somebody will freak out, he will move to Mar-a-Lago.
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 7, 2020 15:26:29 GMT
'ASB Paints the White House Black'. Somebody will freak out, he will move to Mar-a-Lago. I'm guessing that while said main occupant temporarily vacates the premises, an investigation will take place to determine who (or what) is behind the White House's new paint job. What might happen once they find no evidence of a clear perpetrator, I wonder?
This would probably be too obvious to hide from public scrutiny for long, and the White House's lack of answers will only catalyze further curiosity from the media, conspiracy theorists and population at large.
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Post by lordroel on Jul 7, 2020 15:29:38 GMT
Somebody will freak out, he will move to Mar-a-Lago. I'm guessing that while said main occupant temporarily vacates the premises, an investigation will take place to determine who (or what) is behind the White House's new paint job. What might happen once they find no evidence of a clear perpetrator, I wonder? This would probably be too obvious to hide from public scrutiny for long, and the White House's lack of answers will only catalyze further curiosity from the media, conspiracy theorists and population at large.
Think the White House turning black in a second ore less will be notice, especially the press that seems always to be there.
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 7, 2020 19:14:08 GMT
'2020 Nicolas Maduro SI To 1960 Fidel Castro'.
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 8, 2020 19:25:50 GMT
'Antifa To 1920 US'. Which is when far-left 'anarchist' attacks rattled the country and the pro-business Republicans took the presidency back in a series of electoral landslides.
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Post by lordroel on Jul 9, 2020 3:56:25 GMT
What if this forum can not have more than 100 threads and 100 post per thread.
In celebration of the 100 pages of this thread.
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