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Post by mullauna on Feb 23, 2018 22:22:40 GMT
Which sitcom characters *USA/UK* would run for office and how would their campaigns go?
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Post by Dan on Feb 28, 2018 8:18:19 GMT
Malcolm Tucker, (In The Thick Of It) finally steps out from being the power behind the throne....
"FUCK YOU! I AM THE FUCKING THRONE YOU CUNT, YOU BUNCH OF PISS STAINED ABORTION REJECTS COULDN'T RUN A FUCKING CHILD'S RAILWAY, LET A LONE A FUCKING COUNTRY WITHOUT ME. WELL FUCK YOU AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON YOU FUCKING FAILED SECOND RATE FUCKING DEPUTY ASSISTANT VILLAGE IDIOT"!
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Post by James G on Feb 28, 2018 9:37:51 GMT
Malcom 'fucker' Tucker indeed!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2018 10:24:51 GMT
 Bearing in mind the way Britain is heading, the reactionary-in-chief Jimmy Anderson from the "Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin" Reggie: So come on, Jimmy, who are you going to fight when this balloon of yours goes up? Jimmy: Forces of anarchy: wreckers of law and order. Communists, Maoists, Trotskyists, neo-Trotskyists, crypto-Trotskyists, union leaders, Communist union leaders, atheists, agnostics, long-haired weirdos, short-haired weirdos, vandals, hooligans, football supporters, namby-pamby probation officers, rapists, papists, papist rapists, foreign surgeons - headshrinkers, who ought to be locked up, Wedgwood Benn, keg bitter, punk rock, glue-sniffers, Play For Today, squatters, Clive Jenkins, Roy Jenkins, Up Jenkins, up everybody's, Chinese restaurants - why do you think Windsor Castle is ringed with Chinese restaurants? Sun, Telegraph, and Daily Mail 'readers' would love him. He'd get a standing ovation from 'the Gammon' on BBC Question Time. |
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Post by Dan on Feb 28, 2018 11:25:32 GMT
The Young Ones In Government:
Prime Minister and Minister for being cool: Mike
Foreign & Commonwealth Office: Neal
Minister for Culture, Education & Loving Cliff Richard: Rick
Minister of Defence War, giving someone a good kicking before they can and decking Rick for being a twat: Vyvian
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Post by Deleted on Feb 28, 2018 11:50:38 GMT
The Young Ones In Government: Minister for Culture, Education & Loving Cliff Richard: Rick People's poet laureate, too. Home Secretary: Special Patrol Group Housing Minister: Jerzy Balowski |
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Post by lordroel on Feb 28, 2018 12:48:44 GMT
The Young Ones In Government: Prime Minister and Minister for being cool: Mike Foreign & Commonwealth Office: Neal Minister for Culture, Education & Loving Cliff Richard: Rick Minister of Defence War, giving someone a good kicking before they can and decking Rick for being a twat: Vyvian Is that not a bit cruel. |
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Post by Dan on Feb 28, 2018 16:21:39 GMT
No, it's Rik.
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Post by lordroel on Feb 28, 2018 16:23:12 GMT
I still think its a cruel thing for the world to be faced by a United Kingdom lead by them. |
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Post by Dan on Feb 28, 2018 19:16:33 GMT
I still think its a cruel thing for the world to be faced by a United Kingdom lead by them. Ah, yes, that's a fair point. |
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Post by Dan on Feb 28, 2018 19:17:48 GMT
On another site a few years back I did a piece on what would happen if Jeremy Clarkson suddenly found himself as Prime Minister of Britain...
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Post by lordroel on Feb 28, 2018 19:18:39 GMT
On another site a few years back I did a piece on what would happen if Jeremy Clarkson suddenly found himself as Prime Minister of Britain... A British Autobahn we might see. |
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Post by James G on Feb 28, 2018 19:25:16 GMT
On another site a few years back I did a piece on what would happen if Jeremy Clarkson suddenly found himself as Prime Minister of Britain... Show us and I'll express package a cookie jar. |
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Post by lordroel on Feb 28, 2018 19:29:52 GMT
On another site a few years back I did a piece on what would happen if Jeremy Clarkson suddenly found himself as Prime Minister of Britain... Show us and I'll express package a cookie jar. Found it but to bad you cannot see it anymore, mabey Dan can post it here again. |
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Post by Dan on Feb 28, 2018 19:38:09 GMT
I can't get on there to grab it anymore as I've taken a sabbatical. If you can read it, please copy and paste it here with my full permission.
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