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Post by Zyobot on May 26, 2024 23:27:16 GMT
'Modern Meme Culture To 2000s Internet'.
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Post by Zyobot on May 28, 2024 18:58:29 GMT
‘Charles Darwin Becomes A Finch’.
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Post by Zyobot on May 29, 2024 19:03:01 GMT
‘Albert Einstein Becomes A Mad Scientist’.
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Post by Zyobot on May 30, 2024 19:08:27 GMT
‘Horses Sprint As Fast As The Flash’.
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Post by stevep on May 31, 2024 15:16:19 GMT
‘Horses Sprint As Fast As The Flash’.
I think that would cause ecological chaos. Even assuming the impossible physics of the case, including how much fuel they would need and how they avoid boiling themselves alive or breaking every bone in their bodies at that speed. They would be virtually impossible to catch other than when asleep or feeding so are likely to bred in massive numbers unless in some way predators evolve to counter them. Also it would make them virtually impossible for humans to catch or train, even if the immunity to traveling at supersonic speed carried over to a rider from the horse. [If it did some nomadic tribe that learnt to tame horses would probably establish something approaching a world empire]. Without any appreciable number of horses for cavalry or as beasts of burden human history would be drastically different. The great plains would probably be settled by sedentary people earlier and such states would last longer without nomadic warriors periodically sweeping in from the steppes to raid and loot.
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Post by Zyobot on Jun 3, 2024 18:22:36 GMT
‘John Wayne Becomes A Mercenary’.
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Post by Zyobot on Jun 6, 2024 0:34:36 GMT
‘Jim Jones Becomes The Soviet Premier’.
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Post by Zyobot on Jun 7, 2024 10:38:58 GMT
‘Reinhard Heydrich Has A Literal Iron Heart’.
He doesn’t die or suffer ill health effects, either, just so we’re clear.
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Post by Zyobot on Jun 8, 2024 21:50:30 GMT
‘New Religion Based on Farts Emerges’.
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Post by Zyobot on Jun 13, 2024 21:00:02 GMT
'Ballet Dancers Become Human Tornadoes'.
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Post by Zyobot on Jun 17, 2024 13:26:59 GMT
'All MI6 Agents Become James Bond Clones'.
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Post by Zyobot on Jun 26, 2024 21:14:38 GMT
‘R. Lee Ermey Becomes A Drill Instructor From Hell’.
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 5, 2024 15:02:43 GMT
‘Jimmy Carter Has Peanut Butter With Every Meal’.
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 10, 2024 19:08:38 GMT
‘JRR Tolkien Becomes An Immortal Wizard’.
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Post by Zyobot on Jul 14, 2024 21:36:33 GMT
‘Julius Caesar Eats Caesar Salad Every Time’.
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