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Post by Otto Kretschmer on Jan 25, 2022 21:27:02 GMT
Neil deGrasse Tyson becomes
1. A US Army general
2. A cannabis dealer Neil "The Grass" Tyson
What would he stare in instead of Cosmos?
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 25, 2022 23:52:23 GMT
‘George Patton (1945) And Lyndon Johnson (1965) Have A Glaring Contest’.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 26, 2022 1:36:21 GMT
'Bob Saget And George Carlin Become Roommates In The Afterlife'. George Carlin has better taste in music. He prefers Willie Nelson. (Google it if one is interested. Writing of Carlin, one may suggest that HE is an ASB who faked his own death. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 26, 2022 1:39:11 GMT
' These Four Receive Their Own Bread Brands'. ... Yeah. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 27, 2022 3:57:57 GMT
'Jimi Hendrix Becomes The Archangel Of Rock & Roll'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 27, 2022 14:04:13 GMT
Jimi... a founding member of the 27 Club and a washout among the Screaming Eagles, a certain rock group he was unqualified to join, took a ticket that cost him 9 Secobarbital/brallobarbital/hydroxyzines (Vasparex). That punched his clock for the last time. Not to be outdone, his girlfriend, who supplied the exit pass, Monika Dannenmann, took a carbon monoxide lung cure to follow him several decades later when her own fantasy ride crashed in a British courtroom. Don't libel the label. ================================================= I tend to be a fan of The WHO. Only mark against them is that the ASB, Keith Moon, took a rocket ride on clomethiazole and exited stage left. He never reached his namesake. But what can you expect from the dumber drummer? Ringo, of the Beatles, always had more brains. One suspected those two space cadets are in a band somewhere, amidst the flames, trying to fake it. Probable other band members: a. Kurt Kobain b. Janis Joplin c. Jim Morrison d. Amy Winehouse e. Brian Jones Of the five inductees (Drug ODs, mostly...), my book is; a, b, and e are overrated. Depends on one's taste in bad rock and acid. ================================================================== If the FBI hunts you, you must be a really bad band and a crime against rock, or an alien space bat conspiracy. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 27, 2022 16:01:10 GMT
'Adolf Eichmann and Lazar Kaganovich Become Drinking Buddies'.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 28, 2022 23:40:38 GMT
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 30, 2022 2:09:15 GMT
'George W. Bush (2004) Replaces Ronald Reagan (1984)'.
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Post by Otto Kretschmer on Jan 30, 2022 20:27:55 GMT
WI: Beginning in 1453 10 Popes in a row convert to Islam pubically
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 30, 2022 20:47:13 GMT
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 31, 2022 2:53:35 GMT
'Julius Caesar Resurrected On March 15th, 2020'.
Which is the Ides of March, and thus, the day he was stabbed to death over two thousand years before.
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Post by lordroel on Feb 1, 2022 16:01:37 GMT
As the image says, the Martian from the War of the Worlds (1953 movie) land in 34 B.C, all of Europe is occupied by Aliens, well except one pesky Roman legion that is.  |
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Post by Otto Kretschmer on Feb 1, 2022 16:59:41 GMT
Adolf Hitler is named David Hitler instead
Does the name David fall out of use?
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 2, 2022 2:22:13 GMT
'Margaret Thatcher Becomes A Thatch Roof When She Dies'.
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