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Post by miletus12 on Jan 17, 2022 22:24:57 GMT
'Al Capone's Knuckles Become Pure Brass'. I would have written, "lips turned into a Sousaphone" because Scarface was something of a blowhard. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 17, 2022 22:35:32 GMT
'Al Capone's Knuckles Become Pure Brass'. I would have written, "lips turned into a Sousaphone" because Scarface was something of a blowhard. That's a whole lot less useful than irremovable brass knuckles. But then, considering Capone's dastardly line of work, it's a well-deserved inconvenience.
'Bernie Madoff Grows Devil Horns On March 22nd, 2009'. (Which is the day he was sentenced to life in prison, just so we're clear.)
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 18, 2022 3:52:16 GMT
Lucky Luciano opens a dice factory in modern Beijing.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 18, 2022 4:07:05 GMT
‘Donald Trump Becomes A Gigantic, Talking Orange’. Let him keep his hairpiece, at least!  |
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 18, 2022 23:57:18 GMT
An orangutang and Donald Trump mistake each other as reflections in a mirror.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 19, 2022 0:33:22 GMT
'George W. Bush and John Kerry Swap Political Views in 2004'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 19, 2022 2:23:16 GMT
Area 51 changes its zip code. 84101 to 11427.
One is the same zip code as the Mormon Tabernacle choir. The new one is for an insane asylum.
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Post by lordroel on Jan 19, 2022 3:45:37 GMT
Area 51 changes its zip code. 84101 to 11427. One is the same zip code as the Mormon Tabernacle choir. The new one is for an insane asylum. Posted move as it belongs in the Frivolous ASB thread. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 19, 2022 20:34:55 GMT
'Christopher Lee Becomes An Immortal Wizard'.
"Holy real-life Saruman the White, Batman!"
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 19, 2022 23:18:40 GMT
The next Star Wars trilogy features actual aliens and is "good".
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 20, 2022 0:14:47 GMT
'Adolf Hitler And Vladimir Lenin Become Roommates'.
"Shouting and gunfire, ahoy!"
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 20, 2022 13:53:29 GMT
'Adolf Hitler And Vladimir Lenin Become Roommates'. "Shouting and gunfire, ahoy!" Both of them were terrible shots. And both would sublet their flat from Woodrow Wilson. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 20, 2022 17:50:23 GMT
'Adolf Hitler And Vladimir Lenin Become Roommates'. "Shouting and gunfire, ahoy!" Both of them were terrible shots. And both would sublet their flat from Woodrow Wilson. Never thought I'd be cheering for Racist Woodrow before. And yet, here we are.
'The Bush And Clinton Families Become Lizard People'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 20, 2022 23:46:27 GMT
Both of them were terrible shots. And both would sublet their flat from Woodrow Wilson. Never thought I'd be cheering for Racist Woodrow before. And yet, here we are.
'The Bush And Clinton Families Become Lizard People'. Been reading my Altwelt thread? The Machine People go in for gardening. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 20, 2022 23:49:07 GMT
Never thought I'd be cheering for Racist Woodrow before. And yet, here we are.
'The Bush And Clinton Families Become Lizard People'. Been reading my Altwelt thread? The Machine People go in for gardening. Came up with the idea on my own, actually. But yeah, gave your thread a glance or two shortly after you first joined.
'Idi Amin And Uday Hussein Become Neighbors'.  |
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