miletus12
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 13, 2022 22:30:07 GMT
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 13, 2022 22:39:06 GMT
'Active Volcanoes Belch Silver And Gold Bars'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 13, 2022 23:31:53 GMT
Silver, the horse, becomes a comedian named "Phil" after he adds an "s" to the end of his name. That does not help the other Phil, after Clayton Moore puts on the pounds. "I don't mind that he's fat, but those spurs sure hurt my kidneys!" says Phil.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 14, 2022 0:19:18 GMT
'Chris Hemsworth Carries A Giant Hammer Wherever He Goes'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 14, 2022 1:53:10 GMT
Robert Downey Jr. is mistaken for a nail. Puns and metaphors galore.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 15, 2022 1:23:31 GMT
'Musicians Play The Kazoo At Their Concerts'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 15, 2022 1:46:04 GMT
'Musicians Play The Kazoo At Their Concerts'. Well. Loerner and Lowe are arrested for murdering music. (If one gets the Leopold and Loebe metaphor, then congratulations, one has become a music critic.) |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 15, 2022 1:52:15 GMT
'Musicians Play The Kazoo At Their Concerts'. Well. Loerner and Lowe are arrested for murdering music. (If one gets the Leopold and Loebe metaphor, then congratulations, one has become a music critic.) If they get arrested, then what happens to this guy?
Billie Jean (Kazoo multitrack) - Michael Jackson
Tell me, is it such a crime to kill it at kazoo covers for a change?
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 15, 2022 2:03:14 GMT
I have no .............. idea.
I am not a music critic. I just dislike kazoos.
The orchestra plays the 1812 Overture with bazookas and blames John Williams for all the casualties when the bazookas function as designed.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 15, 2022 2:13:54 GMT
The orchestra plays the 1812 Overture with bazookas and blames John Williams for all the casualties when the bazookas function as designed. They ordered the bazookas in the first place, though... But, then again, I guess shoving all blame onto John Williams (who, to be fair, should've done way more to stop it) in totally absurd and irresponsible fashion is also frivolous. |
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 15, 2022 2:43:47 GMT
John Williams and Hank Williams sue each other for copyright infringement.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 15, 2022 17:10:08 GMT
'Caligula, Lavrentiy Beria, And Uday Hussein Become Poker Buddies'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 15, 2022 20:05:34 GMT
'Caligula, Lavrentiy Beria, And Uday Hussein Become Poker Buddies'. Caligula meets the Praetorians, Beria meets Khrushchev, Hussein meets the Marines, and each holds aces and eights when they pay off their table stakes. |
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Post by Otto Kretschmer on Jan 15, 2022 20:20:11 GMT
WI: Battle of Salamis fought with actual salami
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 15, 2022 21:47:07 GMT
'Calvin Coolidge (1924) And Ronald Reagan (1984) Become Neighbors'.
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