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Post by lordroel on Jan 9, 2022 13:03:44 GMT
'Angela Merkel (2022) SI To Kaiser Wilhelm II (1912)'. Well that would be likely to mean no WWI, at least in anything like the form we know it. She would have to struggle with the Prussian officer corp but should be able to avoid a major conflict being triggered. Provided she doesn't expose her origins too much by highlighting the Namibian massacres.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 9, 2022 16:14:21 GMT
‘Vladimir Putin (2022) SI To Leon Trotsky (1922)’.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 9, 2022 18:42:14 GMT
Leon Trotsky SI Mister Ed. I* am sure someone will figure this one out.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 9, 2022 18:45:02 GMT
‘Andrei Chikatilo And Ed Gein Become Roommates’.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 9, 2022 19:48:58 GMT
‘Andrei Chikatilo And Ed Gein Become Roommates’. Butcher of Rostov and Butcher of Plainsfield? Who eats whom? Leo Dicrapio becomes a tree. Two puns and two metaphors in that one. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 9, 2022 23:23:47 GMT
‘Ian McDiarmid Cackles Madly Whenever He’s Happy’.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 10, 2022 0:19:28 GMT
Ian McDiarmid is the defendant at the Snopes Monkey Trial. He is accused of cloning for the audience. If convicted, he could be sentenced to the next three sequels.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 10, 2022 0:21:35 GMT
'Ron Paul (2022) And Ronald Reagan (1982) Become Neighbors'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 10, 2022 0:55:57 GMT
It would be funnier if 'Ron Paul (2022) And Ronald Reagan (1982) Become Neighbors'. was Ru Paul and Ronald Reagan became neighbors. or Ru Paul and Ron Paul became colleagues. |
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 10, 2022 1:30:58 GMT
It would be funnier if 'Ron Paul (2022) And Ronald Reagan (1982) Become Neighbors'. was Ru Paul and Ronald Reagan became neighbors. or Ru Paul and Ron Paul became colleagues. Pretty sure @belushatd said something similar a few days back. 'Infinite Happy Meals Materialize Across Africa'. |
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 11, 2022 2:13:41 GMT
Toto the dog replaces Toto the band.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 11, 2022 2:52:52 GMT
'Endless Burger King Meals Materialize In North Korea'.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 11, 2022 3:33:42 GMT
Kim Jong Un counts to two and chokes on it.
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Post by Zyobot on Jan 11, 2022 4:15:52 GMT
‘Bernie Sanders (2022) And George McGovern (1972) Become Neighbors’.
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Post by miletus12 on Jan 11, 2022 8:19:42 GMT
Bernie Sanders gets his pilot's license and buzzcuts G.W. Bush's Matagorda knotheads.
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