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Post by Zyobot on Dec 15, 2021 1:13:13 GMT
'2021 4chan To 2001'.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 15, 2021 3:08:11 GMT
4chan to Charlie Chan. There is a pun in there somewhere.
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 15, 2021 3:25:58 GMT
‘Winston Churchill’s Portrait Appears In All British Churches (January 24th, 1965)’.
Right at the moment he breathes his last, to be precise.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 15, 2021 11:41:21 GMT
‘Winston Churchill’s Portrait Appears In All British Churches (January 24th, 1965)’. Right at the moment he breathes his last, to be precise. That portrait was painted by Andy Warhol.
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 15, 2021 16:02:41 GMT
‘William Shatner Receives His Own Flying Saucer’. Probably on his 90th birthday, just to show that lots of little green men out there appreciate his work.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 15, 2021 17:56:02 GMT
On the other hand, Alex Kurtzman is a UFO that CBS / Paramount wishes they could Sioux. a. UFO = unforeseen financial obligation, usually also an MLP; or money-losing-proposition which has nothing to do with little green men or baseball or good taste in people or art. b. Sioux = a legal process whereby one someone is abruptly converted from a thorny financial and cultural problem into George Armstrong Custer. It is also known as a tort action. Strictly in the courts and the only scalping involved is financial restitution.
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 15, 2021 19:29:03 GMT
'Ronald Reagan Carries A Ray Gun Everywhere He Goes'.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 16, 2021 6:10:43 GMT
'Ronald Reagan Carries A Ray Gun Everywhere He Goes'. Thing is weird that it is a Bush who hides behind the Reagan, instead of the other way around.
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 16, 2021 17:44:53 GMT
‘Kenny G. Music Inexplicably Starts Playing In All Coffee Shops’.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 17, 2021 1:49:44 GMT
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 17, 2021 2:11:38 GMT
Huh? 'Heads of State Hold Sports Tournaments To Resolve International Disputes'.
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 17, 2021 2:58:18 GMT
Huh? 'Heads of State Hold Sports Tournaments To Resolve International Disputes'. 1. Kenny G is the origin point of detestable elevator music. 2. Starbucks is a world famous coffee shop chain. 3. Starbucks goes bankrupt for no apparent reason.
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 17, 2021 2:59:32 GMT
Huh? 'Heads of State Hold Sports Tournaments To Resolve International Disputes'. Kenny G is the origin point of elevator music. Yes, I suppose so. Any thoughts on my latest frivolous scenario? For one, it'd be fun to see Putin compete in judo (or just about any martial art you can name, for all I know).
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Post by miletus12 on Dec 17, 2021 3:08:13 GMT
Kenny G is the origin point of elevator music. Yes, I suppose so. Any thoughts on my latest frivolous scenario? For one, it'd be fun to see Putin compete in judo (or just about any martial art you can name, for all I know). Putin could put in a credible performance. He is a trained KGB killer. He is also one of the most unfunny men alive. How about Putin wins the women's figure skating championship at the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing?
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Post by Zyobot on Dec 17, 2021 3:16:27 GMT
How about Putin wins the women's figure skating championship at the 2022 Winter Olympics in Beijing? Don't know he'd be eligible to compete in the first place, given the sack he has between his legs. But, so long as ASB hand-waves that, it'd be both mesmerizing and weird to see him move with feminine grace and precision on the ice rink. Not sure he'd be able to maintain his macho image after that (unless he's unashamed like a "real man" ought to be).
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