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Post by Zyobot on Feb 1, 2021 1:19:58 GMT
True. The irony's exactly why I chose Bumbass to become a famous musician, though he might want Squidward to follow suit (meaning that, unless he has an ironic sense of humor or something, he'd actually have to be a skilled clarinet player). Perhaps you can also have Clancy Brown be a successful fast food CEO. Potentially. But then I might also have to make Carolyn Lawrence a world-famous scientist and inventor, and maybe Mr. Lawrence the CEO of a competing restaurant chain while I'm at it.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 2, 2021 15:56:41 GMT
‘Ronald McDonald Becomes Ronald Reagan’s VP’.
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Post by american2006 on Feb 2, 2021 18:55:39 GMT
Jimmy Carter wins the Presidency in 2020 with Walter Mondale as his VP. Bill Clinton defeats Tom Cotton in the Arkansas Senate race, George W. Bush primaries John Cornyn and wins the Texas Senate seat.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 2, 2021 19:18:37 GMT
Jimmy Carter wins the Presidency in 2020 with Walter Mondale as his VP. Bill Clinton defeats Tom Cotton in the Arkansas Senate race, George W. Bush primaries John Cornyn and wins the Texas Senate seat. For starters, Carter’s way too old to govern. Mondale’s not much better, and I’m wondering if their senility would make them more prone to be manipulated by cabinet members and the special interests in Washington. I’m also assuming that lots of hand-waving has been done to make them win, as the Carter/Mondale ticket’s age and blowout losses in previous elections would probably bring them down long before they secured the general nomination. The down-ballot races, I’m less knowledgeable about. Though I’m unsure how much success Clinton or Bush would have, due to how their baggage would resurface. The former would be haunted by the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and the latter by, well, his presidency as a whole. How much success their supporters would have in arguing that they’re more suited to Congress or governing on the local level, I’m not sure.
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Post by american2006 on Feb 3, 2021 2:51:05 GMT
Jimmy Carter wins the Presidency in 2020 with Walter Mondale as his VP. Bill Clinton defeats Tom Cotton in the Arkansas Senate race, George W. Bush primaries John Cornyn and wins the Texas Senate seat. For starters, Carter’s way too old to govern. Mondale’s not much better, and I’m wondering if their senility would make them more prone to be manipulated by cabinet members and the special interests in Washington. I’m also assuming that lots of hand-waving has been done to make them win, as the Carter/Mondale ticket’s age and blowout losses in previous elections would probably bring them down long before they secured the general nomination. The down-ballot races, I’m less knowledgeable about. Though I’m unsure how much success Clinton or Bush would have, due to how their baggage would resurface. The former would be haunted by the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and the latter by, well, his presidency as a whole. How much success their supporters would have in arguing that they’re more suited to Congress or governing on the local level, I’m not sure. Good question. With Bush he could theoritically win in Texas but it's unlikely. With Clinton also highly unlikely. Also the fact that Carter is gonna be 100 soon makes this so ASB.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 3, 2021 4:13:14 GMT
For starters, Carter’s way too old to govern. Mondale’s not much better, and I’m wondering if their senility would make them more prone to be manipulated by cabinet members and the special interests in Washington. I’m also assuming that lots of hand-waving has been done to make them win, as the Carter/Mondale ticket’s age and blowout losses in previous elections would probably bring them down long before they secured the general nomination. The down-ballot races, I’m less knowledgeable about. Though I’m unsure how much success Clinton or Bush would have, due to how their baggage would resurface. The former would be haunted by the Monica Lewinsky scandal, and the latter by, well, his presidency as a whole. How much success their supporters would have in arguing that they’re more suited to Congress or governing on the local level, I’m not sure. Good question. With Bush he could theoritically win in Texas but it's unlikely. With Clinton also highly unlikely. Also the fact that Carter is gonna be 100 soon makes this so ASB. Yes, yes it does. I know it’s frivolous, but I’m curious as to why Bush or Clinton would want another go (even if it’s not by becoming president again). One might argue that, at least in Bush’s case, it’ll be easier to pressure the incumbent administration into implementing some policy or another. But then that’s probably what former presidents do behind the scenes already. Not that I’ll dive into a discussion that belongs in Politics and Current Affairs (which is against the rules anyway). So, as another frivolous ASB scenario: ‘Religion Classes Start Teaching Shrekism’. As in, a humorous religion centered around Shrek that gained online traction in recent years. Likely thanks to Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life, if I had to guess.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 4, 2021 16:08:44 GMT
'Jimmy Carter De-Aged To Fifty'. He retains all his memories since 1974 in the process.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 5, 2021 16:42:42 GMT
'Jack the Ripper x Ted Bundy in Hell'.
*Rushes to the toilet and pukes*
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 6, 2021 20:36:38 GMT
‘Craig Sawyer Becomes A Giant, Talking Seal’.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 7, 2021 22:36:20 GMT
'Jim Parsons Gains Sheldon Cooper's I.Q.'
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 8, 2021 23:01:59 GMT
'Adolf Hitler Meets Nathaniel Bedford Forest'. Both are able to converse with one another without problem, though whether they get along is a completely different story.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 10, 2021 1:55:03 GMT
'Karl Marx Becomes A Giant Red Marker'.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 11, 2021 3:09:24 GMT
'Kevin James Becomes The World's Strongest Man'.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 12, 2021 15:52:18 GMT
'Preschool Teachers Get Big Bird Costumes'.
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Post by Zyobot on Feb 13, 2021 17:18:59 GMT
'Mt. Rushmore To Washington, D.C.'
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